The Claustrum Code Mug | "Santa is Real" Edition
They told you it was a fairy tale. It’s actually physiology.
The ancients didn't hide the truth; they encoded it. "Santa" is an anagram for Satan (Saturn/Chronos), but also the Saint. "Claus" comes from Claustrum - the thin layer of grey matter in the brain known as the "Holy of Holies."
This mug decodes the childhood myth back into its original biological truth:
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The Map: Vintage medical etching of the human brain (Cream Ink).
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The Secret: A red marker highlight over the Claustrum—the chimney where the sacred oil descends.
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The Statement: "SANTA CLAUS IS REAL" (Because the anatomy is real).
A perfect conversation starter for the Awakened Believer who knows that the "North Pole" is the top of the head, and the "Chimney" is the spine.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Awakened Believer
- Email: contact@support.shop.theawakenedbeliever.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.